A “Taser Boy” and The After Math (5/5/10)

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Let me go on record as saying that what happened to that punk on Monday night was not severe enough. Frankly they should have tasered him continuously all the way to an overnight stay in prison.

No I’m not kidding. Remember the loser punk who got caned in Singapore? Yeah remember all the weak fools who screamed “that is so harsh, that is too much”. Guess what? That is why it is rare for someone to vandalize property with graffiti in Singapore because they don’t play stupid games.

Fairness and the punishment fit the crime doesn’t work on stupid people. You need to go overboard. Going out onto the field may not be murder but at least people have a motive and mitigating circumstances when they murder. There is no possible scenario other than you’re a jackass to run out onto the field. There is no excuse, there is no heat of the moment!

Okay so for those weak of stomach I will grant you that the video was intense. DON’T WATCH IT THEN!

Frankly even using a taser is not the answer. The reason the caning works is because the pain sticks for months and it is a life changing experience. Getting your butt kicked or tasered when you are drunk is barely memorable. So we need a method that these hiney holes will never forget.

So for those who are anti physical how about any or all of these options?

How about if they are in college they get expelled for embarrassing the school!
How about they must be fired from their job for embarrassing conduct!
We resurrect the stockade! Hey these people want to be the center of attention then make them sit in a stockade downtown and people can throw raw vegetables at them!
How about they have to work for the stadium for free for 2 years cleaning toilets!
How about they have to sweep the parking lot after all home games for 2 years for free!

I am shocked at how stupid others are also. Now that someone ran out on Tuesday people are yelling “see the taser did not discourage anyone”. That is because those people have it backward. Tuesday was the perfect time to do it again. After all the negative backlash and the media reports of the police and the ballpark staff being scrutinized there was no way in heck that someone was getting tasered. So the numb skull that went out there Tuesday had absolutely no fear or reason to fear anything bad was going to happen. And every one alive knows that is the case.

And for those of you who think this is just a kid being a kid? You shouldn’t be allowed to procreate! Anyone parent who would tolerate this level of embarrassment is pathetic.